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FUNNY & SAYINGS PATCHES

Embroidered patches are great for conveying your character to people, this collection features our funny and saying patches. The embroidery on these is top quality, and they are easy to attach to bags, jeans, jackets etc. Just like all our patches, they can be sewn on, as well as ironed on. There's a design for everyone.
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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If You Want Peace Prepare For War in Latin) Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If You Want Peace Prepare For War in Latin) Patch

£5.50

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If You Want Peace Prepare For War in Latin) Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If You Want Peace Prepare For War in Latin) Patch
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost White on Black Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost White on Black Patch

£5.50

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost White on Black Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost White on Black Patch
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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch

£5.50

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch
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I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

£5.50

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch
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I Never Dreamed I Would Become a Grumpy Old Man But Here I am Killing it Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I Never Dreamed I Would Become a Grumpy Old Man But Here I am Killing it Patch

£5.50

I Never Dreamed I Would Become a Grumpy Old Man But Here I am Killing it Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I Never Dreamed I Would Become a Grumpy Old Man But Here I am Killing it Patch
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

£5.50

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch
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Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

£5.50

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch
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I Licked it so It's Mine Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I Licked it so It's Mine Patch

£5.50

I Licked it so It's Mine Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I Licked it so It's Mine Patch
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I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer Patch

£5.50

I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer Patch
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Do Not Pet Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Do Not Pet Patch

£5.50

Do Not Pet Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Do Not Pet Patch
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Stop Reading My Patches Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Stop Reading My Patches Patch

£5.50

Stop Reading My Patches Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Stop Reading My Patches Patch
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It's Not a Beard it's a Saddle Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

It's Not a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

£5.50

It's Not a Beard it's a Saddle Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

It's Not a Beard it's a Saddle Patch
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Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not to Me Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not to Me Patch

£5.50

Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not to Me Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not to Me Patch
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Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I Am Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I Am Patch

£5.50

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I Am Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I Am Patch
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Barfly Beer Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Barfly Beer Patch

£7.25

Barfly Beer Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Barfly Beer Patch
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Fragile Handle with Care Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Fragile Handle with Care Patch

£5.50

Fragile Handle with Care Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Fragile Handle with Care Patch
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I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Killed You 3 Times Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Killed You 3 Times Patch

£5.50

I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Killed You 3 Times Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Already Killed You 3 Times Patch
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Catholic School Survivor Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Catholic School Survivor Patch

£5.50

Catholic School Survivor Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Catholic School Survivor Patch
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Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch

£5.50

Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch
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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

£5.50

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch
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Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

£5.50

Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch

£5.50

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch
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Spank Me It's The Only Way I Learn Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Spank Me It's The Only Way I Learn Patch

£5.50

Spank Me It's The Only Way I Learn Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Spank Me It's The Only Way I Learn Patch
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If You are Going to Ride my Ass at Least Pull My Hair Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

If You are Going to Ride my Ass at Least Pull My Hair Patch

£5.50

If You are Going to Ride my Ass at Least Pull My Hair Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

If You are Going to Ride my Ass at Least Pull My Hair Patch
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Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch

£5.50

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch
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When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch

£5.50

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch
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Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch

£5.50

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch
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Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

£5.50

Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch
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Peace Was Never an Option Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Patch

£5.50

Peace Was Never an Option Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Patch
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Let Me Apologize in Advance For My Behavior Tonight Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Let Me Apologize in Advance For My Behavior Tonight Patch

£5.50

Let Me Apologize in Advance For My Behavior Tonight Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Let Me Apologize in Advance For My Behavior Tonight Patch
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Do No Read The Next Sentence You Little Rebel I Like You Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Do No Read The Next Sentence You Little Rebel I Like You Patch

£5.50

Do No Read The Next Sentence You Little Rebel I Like You Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Do No Read The Next Sentence You Little Rebel I Like You Patch
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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

£5.50

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch - PATCHERS Iron on Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch
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